the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
I can’t brain this. They look like miniatures.
this lens will cost you your arms, your legs, and your grand kids.
can’t brain this
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
can’t you see it’s TRUE LOVE
Liam: “What the f- … oh it’s you!” :)
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom